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The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. The first to forget is the read more

The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. The first to forget is the happiest.

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A guy ran a red light like at 2AM, got home fine, no police saw him or anything like that. read more

A guy ran a red light like at 2AM, got home fine, no police saw him or anything like that. About 3 weeks later he gets a bill from the police department and a photo of his truck running that light. So, like the smart/dumbass he is, he gets cute, lays out some money on the bed(the price of the ticket), takes a photo of it, and sends it in. So a few weeks pass and he gets another letter, this one has a photo of handcuffs.
He promptly paid the bill.

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Due to technical difficulties the light at the end of the tunnel will be off until further notice.

Due to technical difficulties the light at the end of the tunnel will be off until further notice.

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Betray not a secret even though racked by wine or wrath.

Betray not a secret even though racked by wine or wrath.

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The spirits run riot in youth.

The spirits run riot in youth.

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