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I had a quintuple bypass in May. It was not
Mad Cows but sane cows in my arteries.

I had a quintuple bypass in May. It was not
Mad Cows but sane cows in my arteries.

by Unknown Found in: Health Quotes,
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While your client is watching for you at the front door, slip out
at the back.

While your client is watching for you at the front door, slip out
at the back.

by Unknown Found in: General Sayings,
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A fool bolts a door with a boiled carrot.

A fool bolts a door with a boiled carrot.

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A fanatic is someone who does what the Lord would do, if He knew
the facts of the matter.

A fanatic is someone who does what the Lord would do, if He knew
the facts of the matter.

by Unknown Found in: Fanaticism Quotes,
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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?.

by Unknown Found in: Death / immortality Quotes,
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