Maxioms by William Cowper
 How shall I speak thee, or thy power address
 Thou God of our idolatry, the Press.
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 How shall I speak thee, or thy power address
 Thou God of our idolatry, the Press.
  . . . .
   Like Eden's dead probationary tree,
    Knowledge of good and evil is from thee. 
 God made bees, and bees made honey,
 God made man, and man made money,
  Pride made the read more 
 God made bees, and bees made honey,
 God made man, and man made money,
  Pride made the devil, and the devil made sin;
   So God made a cole-pit to put the devil in.
   - transcribed by James Henry Dixon, 
 When his wife asked him to change clothes to meet the German 
Ambassador: "If they want to see me, read more 
 When his wife asked him to change clothes to meet the German 
Ambassador: "If they want to see me, here I am. If they want to 
see my clothes, open my closet and show them my suits." 
 Mountains interposed
 Make enemies of nations, who had else
  Like kindred drops been mingled into one.  
 Mountains interposed
 Make enemies of nations, who had else
  Like kindred drops been mingled into one. 
 No tree in all the grove but has its charms,
 Though each its hue peculiar.  
 No tree in all the grove but has its charms,
 Though each its hue peculiar.