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Few women care to be laughed at and men not at all, except for large sums of money.

Few women care to be laughed at and men not at all, except for large sums of money.

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You might as well have put her on a stage eating a plate of spaghetti and put a rope round read more

You might as well have put her on a stage eating a plate of spaghetti and put a rope round her chair instead of putting her in a theatre where she wasn't at home and was struggling.

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it couldn't have happened to a nicer person and it's a most fitting award.

it couldn't have happened to a nicer person and it's a most fitting award.

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We don't discuss anything anyway. Unless it appears on Patrick's official breakfast-time agenda. And that consists mainly of food. Minutes read more

We don't discuss anything anyway. Unless it appears on Patrick's official breakfast-time agenda. And that consists mainly of food. Minutes of the last meal and proposals for the next.

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He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates.

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates.

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