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Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
It is strange that we do not temper our resentment of criticism with a thought for our many faults which read more
It is strange that we do not temper our resentment of criticism with a thought for our many faults which have escaped us.
Vulgarity is the rich man's modest contribution to democracy.
Vulgarity is the rich man's modest contribution to democracy.
Some of the smallest situations are the biggest to some people.
Some of the smallest situations are the biggest to some people.
Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what read more
Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what you are getting.
Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years.
Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years.
Make new friends but keep the old ones; one is silver and the other's gold.
Make new friends but keep the old ones; one is silver and the other's gold.
An expert knows all the answers -- if you ask the right questions.
An expert knows all the answers -- if you ask the right questions.
Just because your trained for something doesn't mean your prepared for it. -Anonymous.
Just because your trained for something doesn't mean your prepared for it. -Anonymous.
Sometimes it's useful to know how large your zero is.
Sometimes it's useful to know how large your zero is.