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When you're a student or whatever, and you can't afford a car, or a plane fare, or even a train read more
When you're a student or whatever, and you can't afford a car, or a plane fare, or even a train fare, all you can do is hope that someone will stop and pick you up.
The Answer to the Great Question Of . . . Life, the Universe and
Everything . . . [is] read more
The Answer to the Great Question Of . . . Life, the Universe and
Everything . . . [is] Forty-two.
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own set read more
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own set of laws.
For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.
For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.
The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely improbable lacks.
The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely improbable lacks.
He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely read more
He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that read more
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair
I seldom end up where I wanted to go, but almost always end up where I need to be.
I seldom end up where I wanted to go, but almost always end up where I need to be.
