George Bernard Shaw ( 10 of 199 )
Life would be tolerable but for its amusements.
Life would be tolerable but for its amusements.
The word morality, if we met it in the Bible, would surprise us
as much as the word telephone read more
The word morality, if we met it in the Bible, would surprise us
as much as the word telephone or motor car.
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people read more
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
Alcohol is a very necessary article . . . . It enables
Parliament to do things at eleven at read more
Alcohol is a very necessary article . . . . It enables
Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person
would do at eleven in the morning.
We veneer civilization by doing unkind things in a kind way
We veneer civilization by doing unkind things in a kind way
The best reformers the world has ever seen are those who commence on themselves
The best reformers the world has ever seen are those who commence on themselves
There is at bottom only one genuinely scientific treatment for
all diseases, and that is to stimulate the phagocytes.
There is at bottom only one genuinely scientific treatment for
all diseases, and that is to stimulate the phagocytes.
I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness
worth while.
I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness
worth while.
Communism is a Christian heresy
Communism is a Christian heresy
Gin was mother's milk to her.
Gin was mother's milk to her.