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I've been in Vegas. That's where you get into the money thing. Boy, you get greedy in Vegas, you know. read more

I've been in Vegas. That's where you get into the money thing. Boy, you get greedy in Vegas, you know. That's the only place that you can bet $25, get it up to $500 and refuse to quit.

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A real estate closer. Oh, what's that? I'm a real estate opener. What is a real estate closer? You mean read more

A real estate closer. Oh, what's that? I'm a real estate opener. What is a real estate closer? You mean at the end where you've got to sign all those papers?

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I started a big part of my career in Vegas.

I started a big part of my career in Vegas.

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I felt ashamed for what I had done. I don't have any excuses. I did what I did. I take read more

I felt ashamed for what I had done. I don't have any excuses. I did what I did. I take full responsibility for myself and my actions. I wouldn't pawn this off on anybody. I'm sorry it happened. And I hurt people.

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Dr. Phil was very helpful and caring. I believe he helped all of us there and watching how to better read more

Dr. Phil was very helpful and caring. I believe he helped all of us there and watching how to better relate, understand, and communicate with our families and loved ones. Dr. Phil recommended reading my new book.

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I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew read more

I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never forget the look on the young boy's face. He was devastated.

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Adam was looking for a comedian to do a 7 o'clock show. Two years ago, I was up for a read more

Adam was looking for a comedian to do a 7 o'clock show. Two years ago, I was up for a 10 o'clock show at another hotel, but I didn't want a 10 o'clock show. It isn't my crowd and I didn't think it would work.

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I have a very warm spot in my heart for Vegas.

I have a very warm spot in my heart for Vegas.

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I have added a lot. There's some Vegas stuff and hotel stuff and a whole chunk on health.

I have added a lot. There's some Vegas stuff and hotel stuff and a whole chunk on health.

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I'm a 7 o'clock act. My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and read more

I'm a 7 o'clock act. My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and go to bed.

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