Quentin Crisp ( 10 of 21 )
There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any read more
There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.
The consuming desire of most human beings is deliberately to plant their
whole life in the hands of some other read more
The consuming desire of most human beings is deliberately to plant their
whole life in the hands of some other person. I would describe this method
of searching for happiness as immature. Development of character consists
solely in moving toward self-sufficiency.
The law is simply expediency wearing a long white dress.
The law is simply expediency wearing a long white dress.
The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we
hold of ourselves with the appalling things that read more
The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we
hold of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about
us.
Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne.
Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne.
I don't hold with abroad and think that foreigners speak English when our backs are turned
I don't hold with abroad and think that foreigners speak English when our backs are turned
Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
You should treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a read more
You should treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster
The formula for achieving a successful relationship is simple: you should treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but read more
The formula for achieving a successful relationship is simple: you should treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster.
