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Law of inflation: whatever goes up will go up some more.

Law of inflation: whatever goes up will go up some more.

by Anon. Found in: Inflation Quotes,
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Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is like putting a book under read more

Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is like putting a book under his pillow, only more expensive.

by Anon. Found in: Computers Quotes,
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Life is a handful of short stories, pretending to be a novel.

Life is a handful of short stories, pretending to be a novel.

by Anon. Found in: Life Quotes,
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Procrastination is suicide on the installment plan.

Procrastination is suicide on the installment plan.

by Anon. Found in: Laziness Quotes,
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The law is a strange thing. It makes a man swear to tell the truth, and every time he shows read more

The law is a strange thing. It makes a man swear to tell the truth, and every time he shows signs of doing so, some lawyer objects.

by Anon. Found in: Law Quotes,
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