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Behavior is what a man does, not what he thinks, feels, or believes.

Behavior is what a man does, not what he thinks, feels, or believes.

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, read more

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

To get something done a committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent.

To get something done a committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent.

Many a young lady does not realize just how strong her love for a young man is until he fails read more

Many a young lady does not realize just how strong her love for a young man is until he fails to pass the approval test with her parents.

Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what read more

Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what you are getting.