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If you think before you speak the other guy gets its joke in first.

If you think before you speak the other guy gets its joke in first.

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Intel has announced its next chip: the Repentium.

Intel has announced its next chip: the Repentium.

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Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.

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We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

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Some of the smallest situations are the biggest to some people.

Some of the smallest situations are the biggest to some people.

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