Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.

Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.

The greatest power that a person possesses is the power to choose.

The greatest power that a person possesses is the power to choose.

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. •Anonymous Given a choice between two read more

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. •Anonymous Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.

Nobody ever did, or ever will, escape the consequences of his choices.

Nobody ever did, or ever will, escape the consequences of his choices.

A man is too apt to forget that in this world he cannot have everything. A choice is all that read more

A man is too apt to forget that in this world he cannot have everything. A choice is all that is left him.

Yes, there are two paths you can go byBut in the long runThere's still time to change the road you're read more

Yes, there are two paths you can go byBut in the long runThere's still time to change the road you're on.

The self is not something ready-made, but something in continuous formation through choice of action.

The self is not something ready-made, but something in continuous formation through choice of action.

You can't make your kids do anything. All you can do is make them wish they had. And then, they read more

You can't make your kids do anything. All you can do is make them wish they had. And then, they will make you wish you hadn't made them wish they had.

Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the choices available. Some people are read more

Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the choices available. Some people are idealists, standing for principle and refusing to compromise. And some people just act on any whim that enters their heads. I pragmatically turn my whims into principles.