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God, please save me from your followers!

God, please save me from your followers!

Don't tell me that worry doesn't do any good. I know better. The things I worry about don't happen.

Don't tell me that worry doesn't do any good. I know better. The things I worry about don't happen.

Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what read more

Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what you are getting.

What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.

What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.

What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.