Anonymous

Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.

Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.

Liar: One who tells an unpleasant truth.

Liar: One who tells an unpleasant truth.

Blasphemy is a victimless crime.

Blasphemy is a victimless crime.

Ama me fideliter!
Fidem meam noto:
De corde totaliter
Et ex mente tota,
Sum presentialiter
Absens in remota."
Lat: "Love read more

Ama me fideliter!
Fidem meam noto:
De corde totaliter
Et ex mente tota,
Sum presentialiter
Absens in remota."
Lat: "Love me faithfully!/See how I am faithful:/With all my heart/And all my soul/I am with you/Though I am far away. - Carmina Burana, "Omnia Sol Temperat".

Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.

Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.