Maxioms by Austin O'malley
Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.
Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.
If you keep your mouth shut you will never put your foot in it.
If you keep your mouth shut you will never put your foot in it.
In levying taxes and in shearing sheep it is well to stop when you get down to the skin.
In levying taxes and in shearing sheep it is well to stop when you get down to the skin.
A habit of debt is very injurious to the memory.
A habit of debt is very injurious to the memory.
Ugliness is a point of view: an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist.
Ugliness is a point of view: an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist.