Maxioms by Austin O'malley
If you keep your mouth shut you will never put your foot in it.
If you keep your mouth shut you will never put your foot in it.
The best blood will at some time get into a fool or a mosquito.
The best blood will at some time get into a fool or a mosquito.
Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.
Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.
Sermons are like pie-crust, the shorter the better.
Sermons are like pie-crust, the shorter the better.
The average man's idea of a good sermon is one that goes over his head - and hits one of read more
The average man's idea of a good sermon is one that goes over his head - and hits one of his neighbors
