Maxioms by Austin O'malley
Practical prayer is harder on the soles of your shoes than on the knees of your trousers.
Practical prayer is harder on the soles of your shoes than on the knees of your trousers.
Ugliness is a point of view: an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist.
Ugliness is a point of view: an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist.
In levying taxes and in shearing sheep it is well to stop when you get down to the skin.
In levying taxes and in shearing sheep it is well to stop when you get down to the skin.
If you keep your mouth shut you will never put your foot in it.
If you keep your mouth shut you will never put your foot in it.
Sermons are like pie-crust, the shorter the better.
Sermons are like pie-crust, the shorter the better.
