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Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual read more

Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in those tiny toilets.

by Cynthia Heimel Found in: Airplanes Quotes,
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Women are not ladies. The term connotates females who are simultaneously put on a pedestal and patronized.

Women are not ladies. The term connotates females who are simultaneously put on a pedestal and patronized.

by Cynthia Heimel Found in: Ladies Quotes,
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