Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in those tiny toilets. These men should not be encouraged, their fantasies are sadly low-rent and unimaginative. Affect an aloof, cool demeanor as soon as any man tries to draw you out. Unless, of course, he's the pilot.
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The ability to accept responsibility is the measure of the man.
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The only pressure I'm under is the pressure I've put on myself.
What is conceived well is expressed clearly.
What is conceived well is expressed clearly.
Do to others what you would have them do to you."
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Do to others what you would have them do to you."
The source of the famous "Golden Rule." Many famous lines were variations on this theme. - Matthew 7:12.
Every fool finds a greater one to admire them.
Every fool finds a greater one to admire them.
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It is astonishing with how little wisdom mankind can be governed, when that little wisdom is its own.
