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    Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in those tiny toilets. These men should not be encouraged, their fantasies are sadly low-rent and unimaginative. Affect an aloof, cool demeanor as soon as any man tries to draw you out. Unless, of course, he's the pilot.

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When someone falls, don't laugh at them. Help them up. They will pay you back some day.

When someone falls, don't laugh at them. Help them up. They will pay you back some day.

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The ability to accept responsibility is the measure of the man.

The ability to accept responsibility is the measure of the man.

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Gluttony is an emotional sign that something is eating us.

Gluttony is an emotional sign that something is eating us.

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In this country men seem to live for action as long as they can and sink into apathy when they read more

In this country men seem to live for action as long as they can and sink into apathy when they retire.

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The only pressure I'm under is the pressure I've put on myself.

The only pressure I'm under is the pressure I've put on myself.

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What is conceived well is expressed clearly.

What is conceived well is expressed clearly.

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Do to others what you would have them do to you."
The source of the famous "Golden Rule." Many famous read more

Do to others what you would have them do to you."
The source of the famous "Golden Rule." Many famous lines were variations on this theme. - Matthew 7:12.

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Every fool finds a greater one to admire them.

Every fool finds a greater one to admire them.

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It is astonishing with how little wisdom mankind can be governed, when that little wisdom is its own.

It is astonishing with how little wisdom mankind can be governed, when that little wisdom is its own.

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