Maxioms by Mark Twain
The church is always trying to get other people to reform; it might not be a bad idea to reform read more
The church is always trying to get other people to reform; it might not be a bad idea to reform itself.
Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step read more
Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.
An ecstasy is a thing that will not go into words; it feels like music.
An ecstasy is a thing that will not go into words; it feels like music.
God, grant me the Senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the read more
God, grant me the Senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference
Obscurity and competence: That is the life that is worth living.
Obscurity and competence: That is the life that is worth living.