Mark Twain

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.

There are many scapegoats for our sins, but the most popular is providence.

There are many scapegoats for our sins, but the most popular is providence.

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.

A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.