Maxioms by Mark Twain
If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.
If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.
Familiarity breeds contempt; and children.
Familiarity breeds contempt; and children.
A gold mine is a hole in the ground with a liar standing by it.
A gold mine is a hole in the ground with a liar standing by it.
Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.
Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.
There are many scapegoats for our sins, but the most popular is providence.
There are many scapegoats for our sins, but the most popular is providence.
