Mark Twain

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

I do not like work even when someone else does it.

I do not like work even when someone else does it.

Do your duty today and repent tomorrow

Do your duty today and repent tomorrow

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and read more

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. thanks to Alan Bennett -Mark Twain.

It takes your enemy and your friend, working together to hurt you to the heart; the one to slander you read more

It takes your enemy and your friend, working together to hurt you to the heart; the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you