Mark Twain

There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one: keep from telling their happiness to the read more

There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one: keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy

If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.

If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.

I have no color prejudices nor caste prejudices nor creed prejudices. All I care to know is that a man read more

I have no color prejudices nor caste prejudices nor creed prejudices. All I care to know is that a man is a human being, and that is enough for me; he can't be any worse.

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

It takes your enemy and your friend, working together to hurt you to the heart; the one to slander you read more

It takes your enemy and your friend, working together to hurt you to the heart; the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you