Mark Twain

Only kings, editors, and people with tapeworm have the right to use the editorial "we."

Only kings, editors, and people with tapeworm have the right to use the editorial "we."

All say, "How hard it is that we have to die"--a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people read more

All say, "How hard it is that we have to die"--a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people who have had to live.

The trouble with you Chicago people is that you think you are the best people down here, whereas you are read more

The trouble with you Chicago people is that you think you are the best people down here, whereas you are merely the most numerous.

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

Be careless in your dress if you must, but keep a tidy soul.

Be careless in your dress if you must, but keep a tidy soul.