You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I\'m not hungry enough to eat six.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I\'m not hungry enough to eat six.

Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our
cooks.

Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our
cooks.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.