Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think

Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants