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Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
life is the most common disease transmissible through sex
life is the most common disease transmissible through sex
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last
Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last
Sacred cows make the best hamburger
Sacred cows make the best hamburger
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants.
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is read more
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go