I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our
cooks.

Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our
cooks.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I\'m not hungry enough to eat six.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I\'m not hungry enough to eat six.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think

Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think

Sacred cows make the best hamburger

Sacred cows make the best hamburger

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.