Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think

Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I\'m not hungry enough to eat six.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I\'m not hungry enough to eat six.

Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our
cooks.

Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our
cooks.

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.