Sacred cows make the best hamburger

Sacred cows make the best hamburger

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our
cooks.

Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our
cooks.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.