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Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

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I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

by 50 Cent Found in: Food Quotes, Song lyrics Quotes,
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Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think

Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think

by Tom Wilson Found in: Food Quotes,
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants.

by Unknown Found in: Food Quotes,
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There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

by George Bernard Shaw Found in: Food Quotes,
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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Food Quotes,
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Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

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I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

by Erma Bombeck Found in: Food Quotes,
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Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

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