Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think

Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think

Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our
cooks.

Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our
cooks.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I\'m not hungry enough to eat six.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I\'m not hungry enough to eat six.

There are Many things that I would Like to say to you But I Don't know How.

There are Many things that I would Like to say to you But I Don't know How.

God help you if you are an ugly girl, 'course too pretty is also your doom, 'cause everyone harbors a read more

God help you if you are an ugly girl, 'course too pretty is also your doom, 'cause everyone harbors a secret hatred for the prettiest girl in the room.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.