There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

She's leaving home after living alone for so many years.

She's leaving home after living alone for so many years.

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

We look at each other wondering what the other is thinking but we never say a thing.

We look at each other wondering what the other is thinking but we never say a thing.

God help you if you are an ugly girl, 'course too pretty is also your doom, 'cause everyone harbors a read more

God help you if you are an ugly girl, 'course too pretty is also your doom, 'cause everyone harbors a secret hatred for the prettiest girl in the room.

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

So show a little inspiration/ show a little spark/ show the world a little act when you show it your read more

So show a little inspiration/ show a little spark/ show the world a little act when you show it your heart/ we've got two lives--one we're given,/ and the other one we make/ and the world won't stop/ and actions speak louder/ listen to your heart.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.