She's leaving home after living alone for so many years.

She's leaving home after living alone for so many years.

You can turn off the sun, but I'm still gonna shine.

You can turn off the sun, but I'm still gonna shine.

So show a little inspiration/ show a little spark/ show the world a little act when you show it your read more

So show a little inspiration/ show a little spark/ show the world a little act when you show it your heart/ we've got two lives--one we're given,/ and the other one we make/ and the world won't stop/ and actions speak louder/ listen to your heart.

God help you if you are an ugly girl, 'course too pretty is also your doom, 'cause everyone harbors a read more

God help you if you are an ugly girl, 'course too pretty is also your doom, 'cause everyone harbors a secret hatred for the prettiest girl in the room.

Sacred cows make the best hamburger

Sacred cows make the best hamburger

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants