Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

Sacred cows make the best hamburger

Sacred cows make the best hamburger

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I\'m not hungry enough to eat six.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I\'m not hungry enough to eat six.

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants.