Did you ever hear of Captain Wattle?
He was all for love and a little for the bottle.

Did you ever hear of Captain Wattle?
He was all for love and a little for the bottle.

Sacred cows make the best hamburger

Sacred cows make the best hamburger

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.

The fool that eats till he is sick must fast till he is well.

The fool that eats till he is sick must fast till he is well.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Call things by their right names - Glass of brandy and water! That is the current, but not the appropriate read more

Call things by their right names - Glass of brandy and water! That is the current, but not the appropriate name; ask for a glass of liquid fire and distilled damnation.

When treading London's well-known ground
If e'er I feel my spirits tire,
I haul my sail, look read more

When treading London's well-known ground
If e'er I feel my spirits tire,
I haul my sail, look up around,
In search of Whitbread's best entire.
- Unattributed Author,

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.