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    I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

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What harm in drinking can there be,
Since punch and life so well agree?

What harm in drinking can there be,
Since punch and life so well agree?

by Thomas Blacklock Found in: Drinking Quotes,
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You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

by John Barrymore Found in: Drinking Quotes,
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It's a long time between drinks.

It's a long time between drinks.

by Robert Browning Found in: Drinking Quotes,
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How gracious those dews of solace that over my senses fall
At the clink of the ice in the read more

How gracious those dews of solace that over my senses fall
At the clink of the ice in the pitcher the boy brings up the
hall.

by Eugene Field Found in: Drinking Quotes,
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Did you ever hear of Captain Wattle?
He was all for love and a little for the bottle.

Did you ever hear of Captain Wattle?
He was all for love and a little for the bottle.

by Charles Dibdin Found in: Drinking Quotes,
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And I wish his soul in heaven may dwell,
Who first invented this leathern bottel!

And I wish his soul in heaven may dwell,
Who first invented this leathern bottel!

by Unattributed Author Found in: Drinking Quotes,
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When I got up to the Peacock--where I found everybody drinking
hot punch in self-preservation.

When I got up to the Peacock--where I found everybody drinking
hot punch in self-preservation.

by Charles Dickens Found in: Drinking Quotes,
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

by Henny Youngman Found in: Drinking Quotes,
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When the liquor's out, why clink the cannikin?

When the liquor's out, why clink the cannikin?

by Robert Browning Found in: Drinking Quotes,
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