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    I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

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Inebriate of air am I,
And debauchee of dew,
Reeling, through endless summer days,
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Inebriate of air am I,
And debauchee of dew,
Reeling, through endless summer days,
From inns of molten blue.

by Emily Dickinson Found in: Drinking Quotes,
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Did you ever hear of Captain Wattle?
He was all for love and a little for the bottle.

Did you ever hear of Captain Wattle?
He was all for love and a little for the bottle.

by Charles Dibdin Found in: Drinking Quotes,
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If you are invited to drink at any man's house more than you
think is wholesome, you may say read more

If you are invited to drink at any man's house more than you
think is wholesome, you may say "you wish you could, but so
little makes you both drunk and sick; that you should only be bad
company by doing so."

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

by Henny Youngman Found in: Drinking Quotes,
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"Wery good power o' suction, Sammy," said Mr. Weller the
elder. . . . "You'd ha' made an uncommon read more

"Wery good power o' suction, Sammy," said Mr. Weller the
elder. . . . "You'd ha' made an uncommon fine oyster, Sammy, if
you'd been born in that station o' life."

by Charles Dickens Found in: Drinking Quotes,
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Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Drinking Quotes,
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It's a long time between drinks.

It's a long time between drinks.

by Robert Browning Found in: Drinking Quotes,
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And I wish his soul in heaven may dwell,
Who first invented this leathern bottel!

And I wish his soul in heaven may dwell,
Who first invented this leathern bottel!

by Unattributed Author Found in: Drinking Quotes,
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The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.

The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.

by William Butler Yeats Found in: Drinking Quotes,
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