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I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this read more

I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good feeling.

by Frida Kahlo Found in: Alcohol Quotes,
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What harm in drinking can there be,
Since punch and life so well agree?

What harm in drinking can there be,
Since punch and life so well agree?

by Thomas Blacklock Found in: Drinking Quotes,
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Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

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Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

by Woody Allen Found in: Smoking Quotes,
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Mynheer Vandunck, though he never was drunk,
Sipped brandy and water gayly.

Mynheer Vandunck, though he never was drunk,
Sipped brandy and water gayly.

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smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

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It's easy to quit smoking. I've done it hundreds of times.

It's easy to quit smoking. I've done it hundreds of times.

by Mark Twain Found in: Smoking Quotes,
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

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Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness

Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness

by Seneca Found in: Alcohol Quotes,
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