Maxioms by W. C. Fields
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
