Maxioms by W. C. Fields
Happiness means quiet nerves.
Happiness means quiet nerves.
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen read more
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.
Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.
