Maxioms by W. C. Fields
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a read more
How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
