Maxioms by W. C. Fields
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.
Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
