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Happiness means quiet nerves.

Happiness means quiet nerves.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Nerves Quotes, Quiet Quotes,
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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Opinions Quotes,
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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about read more

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Success Quotes,
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Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Drinking Quotes,
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Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.

Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Gambling Quotes,
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