W. C. Fields

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen read more

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about read more

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.