Maxioms by W. C. Fields
Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.
Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
