Maxioms by W. C. Fields
Never give a sucker an even break.
Never give a sucker an even break.
Happiness means quiet nerves.
Happiness means quiet nerves.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a read more
How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?
