W. C. Fields

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about read more

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a read more

How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?