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Never give a sucker an even break.

Never give a sucker an even break.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Break Quotes,
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Happiness means quiet nerves.

Happiness means quiet nerves.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Nerves Quotes, Quiet Quotes,
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The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Funny Quotes,
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Equality Quotes,
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How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a read more

How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?

by W. C. Fields Found in: Inflation Quotes,
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