Maxioms by W. C. Fields
Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen read more
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a read more
How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?
