Maxioms by W. C. Fields
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.
Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
