Maxioms by W. C. Fields
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
