Maxioms by W. C. Fields
How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a read more
How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen read more
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.
Never give a sucker an even break.
Never give a sucker an even break.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
