Maxioms by W. C. Fields
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
