Maxioms by W. C. Fields
Happiness means quiet nerves.
Happiness means quiet nerves.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
