Maxioms by W. C. Fields
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
Happiness means quiet nerves.
Happiness means quiet nerves.
Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
