Maxioms by W. C. Fields
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about read more
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
