You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such read more

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.