In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

What you get free costs too much.

What you get free costs too much.

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back