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By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn
By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?
If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with read more
Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.
And behind every man who's a failure there's a woman, too!
And behind every man who's a failure there's a woman, too!
It takes a long time to become young.
It takes a long time to become young.
To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in read more
To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living.
A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.
A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.
