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Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that read more
Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.
God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met. read more
God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met. -Farrah Fawcett.
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your read more
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
She is not made to be the admiration of all, but the happiness of one.
She is not made to be the admiration of all, but the happiness of one.
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
Man forgives women anything save the wit to outwit him.
Man forgives women anything save the wit to outwit him.