To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.

To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.

Want him to be more of a man? Try being more of a woman!

Want him to be more of a man? Try being more of a woman!

Don't you realize that as long as you have to sit down to pee, you'll never be a dominant force read more

Don't you realize that as long as you have to sit down to pee, you'll never be a dominant force in the world? You'll never be a convincing technocrat or middle manager. Because people will know. She's in there sitting down.

Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother.

Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother.

I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.

I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.

If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.

If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.

The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind read more

The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

Good women always think it is their fault when someone else is being offensive. Bad women never take the blame read more

Good women always think it is their fault when someone else is being offensive. Bad women never take the blame for anything.