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Children, behold the Chimpanzee;
He sits on the ancestral tree
From which we sprang in ages gone.
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Children, behold the Chimpanzee;
He sits on the ancestral tree
From which we sprang in ages gone.
I'm glad we sprang: had we held on,
We might, for aught that I can say,
Be horrid Chimpanzees to-day.

by Oliver Herford Found in: Evolution Quotes,
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... one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.

... one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.

by Oliver Herford Found in: Gentleman Quotes,
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Diplomacy: lying in state.

Diplomacy: lying in state.

by Oliver Herford Found in: Diplomacy Quotes,
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Here's to old Adam's crystal ale,
Clear sparkling and divine,
Fair H2O, long may you flow,
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Here's to old Adam's crystal ale,
Clear sparkling and divine,
Fair H2O, long may you flow,
We think your health (in wine).

by Oliver Herford Found in: Toasts Quotes,
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The bubble winked at me, and said,
"You'll miss me brother, when you're dead."

The bubble winked at me, and said,
"You'll miss me brother, when you're dead."

by Oliver Herford Found in: Toasts Quotes,
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