Why is it that men can be bastards and women must wear pearls and smile?

Why is it that men can be bastards and women must wear pearls and smile?

Want him to be more of a man? Try being more of a woman!

Want him to be more of a man? Try being more of a woman!

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.

Only a few human beings should grow to the square mile; they are commonly planted too close.

Only a few human beings should grow to the square mile; they are commonly planted too close.

Man is not the enemy here, but the fellow victim.

Man is not the enemy here, but the fellow victim.

The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else he can blame it on.

The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else he can blame it on.

A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.

A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.