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    Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is the temple where they worship arrested development.

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All women are misfits. We do not fit into this world without amputations. -Marge Piercy.

All women are misfits. We do not fit into this world without amputations. -Marge Piercy.

by Marge Piercy Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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I've had the boyhood thing of being Elvis. Now I want to be with my best friend, and my best read more

I've had the boyhood thing of being Elvis. Now I want to be with my best friend, and my best friend's my wife. Who could ask for anything more?

by John Lennon Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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My wife organized the Jewish Women's Caucus boycott of Moses..
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My wife organized the Jewish Women's Caucus boycott of Moses..
wait.. ! I am receiving a correction !
My wife was the VERY LAST woman to join the Jewish Women's
Caucus boycott of Moses!

by John C Lehman Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.

The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.

by John Barrymore Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.

A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.

by Rudyard Kipling Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.

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A small family is soon provided for.

A small family is soon provided for.

by Marvin Kitman Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

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Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.

Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.

by Anonymous Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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