Fran Lebowitz

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to read more

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.

Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.

Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.

If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.

If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.

Only the little people pay taxes.

Only the little people pay taxes.