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    If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail.

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It's no coincidence that man's best friend cannot talk.

It's no coincidence that man's best friend cannot talk.

by Anonymous Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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The dog has got more fun out of man than man has got out of the dog, for man is read more

The dog has got more fun out of man than man has got out of the dog, for man is the more laughable of the two animals.

by James Thurber Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

by Josh Billings Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

by Bob Hope Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs.

I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs.

by Barbara Woodhouse Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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To be, contents his natural desire,
He asks no angel's wing, no seraph's fire;
But thinks, admitted read more

To be, contents his natural desire,
He asks no angel's wing, no seraph's fire;
But thinks, admitted to that equal sky,
His faithful dog shall bear him company.
Go wiser thou! and in thy scale of sense
Weigh thy opinion against Providence.

by Alexander Pope Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

by Rodney Dangerfield Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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For to him that is joined to all the living there is hope: for a
living dog is better read more

For to him that is joined to all the living there is hope: for a
living dog is better than a dead lion.

by Bible Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

by Franklin P. Jones Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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