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    If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail.

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On the green banks of Shannon, when Sheelah was nigh,
No blithe Irish lad was so happy as I;
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On the green banks of Shannon, when Sheelah was nigh,
No blithe Irish lad was so happy as I;
No harp like my own could so cheerily play,
And wherever I went was my poor dog Tray.

by Thomas Campbell Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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It's no coincidence that man's best friend cannot talk.

It's no coincidence that man's best friend cannot talk.

by Anonymous Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs.

I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs.

by Barbara Woodhouse Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

by Rodney Dangerfield Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may -make a fool of yourself with him and not only read more

The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may -make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.

by Samuel Butler Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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Old dog Tray's ever faithful;
Grief can not drive him away;
He is gentle, he is kind--
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Old dog Tray's ever faithful;
Grief can not drive him away;
He is gentle, he is kind--
I shall never, never find
A better friend than old dog Tray!

by Stephen Collins Foster Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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Every dog has his day - but the nights are reserved for the cats

Every dog has his day - but the nights are reserved for the cats

by Margaret Benson Found in: Cats Quotes, Dogs Quotes,
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And she said, Truth, Lord: yet the dogs eat of the crumbs which
fall from their masters' table.

And she said, Truth, Lord: yet the dogs eat of the crumbs which
fall from their masters' table.

by Bible Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic.

The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic.

by Henry Ward Beecher Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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