Maxioms by Rodney Dangerfield
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up
I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up
