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I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.
I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure
A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such read more
A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.
Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.
Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.
There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.
I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.
I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.
When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.
When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.