Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such read more

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be read more

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.