There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was read more

A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.