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Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.
Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.
I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in read more
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such read more
A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.
Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back
Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back
Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
